why would you ever even need that much broccoli
This is a personal favourite of mine because she’s so strong and independent! She’s really cool because even though her friend (I think it might be her jealous brother!) is quite bland with his orange juice, she seems really confident and happy with her yoghurt. Her hair is really cool too and she reminds me of a girl that used to be in this music group I used to know, and they must have eaten a lot of yoghurt because they had to keep so healthy and fit to sing that song about stopping right now! She’s also a bit cheeky because she isn’t sharing the yoghurt and shes taken all the fruit! But that’s ok because she’s really cool and happy with her choices.
if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
i’m high and i can’t stop laughing holy shit