bullying your homeschooled kids to give them an authentic schooling experience
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets. Reading might save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
she just looks so happy and so accomplished